13 Sarcastic 😏 Tips to Using Social Media 📱 You'll Love ❤️ ...

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Nowadays, almost all people use social media.

However, everyone does this in a different way and with a different purpose. Some use social media incorrectly they only use them only to inform or contact people. But, fortunately, those who know how to make the most use of the social media, yes, these people make the world a better place! Take a look at the following 13 things …

1. TELL US EVERYTHING! DON’T LEAVE out ANY DETAIL

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We need answers right away! Why skip the insignificant detail when you can flood the world with information? Why be mysterious and modest? Why put yourself at risk to be forgotten or misunderstood? Why do people think that nothing happens in your life? Share everything that’s happening to you! What kind of cereals you buy for breakfast,what you eat, and why? Do you use the same tweezers for everything or do you have different ones too? We want to know!

2. DON’T GET out of the PUBLIC EYE

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You may not get people to listen to you, but you can give your opinion and you should! Do not hesitate to stand in the spotlight! Never leave the scene. Set a camp on it and bomb people with announcements!

3. NEVER DOUBT WHETHER the NEWS YOU BELIEVE ARE TRUE

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Fact checking? That’s a part of the past. Your subjective opinion is what you need. If you think that an article is saying the truth, then you are certainly right. No website publishes false information. You can use any article to prove your claims including this…

4. YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS ARE YOUR AUDIENCE

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These are your 5 minutes. Do not accept anything less then what you deserve. Once added you as a friend, then surely he likes what you have to offer. Do not be afraid to increase your fan base, because surely everyone adore you.

5. KEEP US INFORMED about HOW MANY FOLLOWERS YOU HAVE

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Whenever you reach your goal, post a photo, video, song, movie or whatever, just do not let the moment pass. The number of followers is a big deal!

6. Do NOT FORGET to COMPLAIN if SOMEONE UNFOLLOWS YOU

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Nowadays, people don’t know about loyality. So feel free to complain if someone unfollows you. Make a graph. Leave a link from their Facebook profile. Show the world what traitors are on social media! Write an article and explain the whole situation to details. Don’t let the traitor get out of that so easily!

7. SHARE INFORMATION without EVIDENCE

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Don’t look for evidence about the informations you share. The world needs more sincerity. Greater authencity. More intuition. Why are you trying to prove something? No, if people can bear the truth, let them track you. Do not think! Share!

8. GOLDEN RULE: ONE SELFIE a DAY KEEPS the DOCTOR AWAY

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If this wasn’t important, the phones would not have front cameras. If you don’t post a one selfie per day, we will forget how you look. There are billions of people in the world. How can we remember you, if you do not remind us of your face? Just post it.

9. GIVE US ALL the INFORMATION about YOUR RELATIONSHIP

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I heard that you have started in a new relationship. Tell us more about this! Tell us how you met, what are your dreams, what you eat together, what you think about each other… We want to be a part of your relationship. But if something happens and stop, do not say a word! Turn off the computer, move to Alaska and return when you are ready. When you are going to write 6 pragraphs to explain why you disappeared, do not mention your ex. Just like it didn’t happen.

10. HATE! WE REALLY like the NEGATIVE COMMENTS

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How dare people share stupid humor on the social media? Hate them! Find people who the least they want is your opinion and get in touch with them through comments. Do this whenever you can. The love and respect that you get this way are incredible!

11. IGNORE the MESSAGES for MONTHS and REPLY ONLY after THEY LOSE THEIR MEANING

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Why answer on time when you can answer later? People may notice that you are busy. They haven’t seen the posts every 20 minutes, comments, photos, videos and statuses? It’s obvious that you have too much work to do! They should not expect to respond to all those messages at once. Do it when you can. It’s best to answer later. People should learn their lesson!

12. INVITE US to JOIN YOU in the GAMES YOU PLAY on the SOCIAL MEDIA

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Why play alone when you can invite everyone? Do not forget that presistance is the most important. Invite as many people as you can. If they block you, do not take it personally. Create another profile and fill them with negative comments. You can and should send as many gaming invitations as possible. One day you will make someones life beautiful.

13. CHANGE or NOT?

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These sarcastic rules are part of our everyday life. Many apply them,so if you find yourself in some of them, your decision is whether that you will change them or you will continue to follow them blindly. After all,we all need to do what gives as happiness and pleasure, so if social media makes you happy, follow your personal rules and principles and use them the way you want.