23 Times J.K. Rowling Owned Twitter ...

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It's not easy being a woman with an opinion on the internet, but J.K. Rowling doesn't seem to have any problem at all dealing with the idiots, trolls and haters. Her Twitter feed is bursting with proof of how she's just the best, and if you haven't been following along, here's a little peek at some of her best tweets. Love!

(If any of these don't make sense, tap the image and read the entire convo.)

1 In Response to a Mysoginistic Troll

.@sjosiah0 The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 8, 2015

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2 Read the Books

@ChrisDarroch2 and you can't spell "Slytherin".

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 8, 2015

3 She Always Says "thank You"

If you could all see the amount of love and support flooding my timeline right now, you would be - as I am - overwhelmed. #FaithRestored

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 8, 2015

4 In Response to Ridiculous WBC Bigots

.@WBCsigns Alas, the sheer awesomeness of such a union in such a place would blow your tiny bigoted minds out of your thick sloping skulls.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 26, 2015

5 We Love Serena, Too!

#SerenaSlam! I love her. What an athlete, what a role model, what a woman!

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 11, 2015

6 ... and She Takes on Serena's Idiot Haters

.@diegtristan8 "she is built like a man". Yeah, my husband looks just like this in a dress. You're an idiot. pic.twitter.com/BCvT10MYkI

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 11, 2015

7 She Didn't Think Madonna's Tumble Was Funny, Either

Are you the sort of person who gloats when they see a woman fall, or the kind that celebrates a magnificent recovery? #TeamMadonna

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 27, 2015

8 She Almost Broke That Record...

.@teuchtermac has realised I'm about to break the record for longest period on Twitter without saying 'moron' & clearly wants to scupper me.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 18, 2015

9 I, Too, Loathe My Printer

Of all devices known to humankind, the desktop printer is the most evil. I am close to breaking point.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) April 27, 2015

10 She's Not Afraid to Take on Rupert Murdoch, Either

I was born Christian. If that makes Rupert Murdoch my responsibility, I'll auto-excommunicate. https://t.co/Atw1wNk8UX

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 11, 2015

11 She Loves Tea, Too

.@gazing_venus Lancashire tea. I'm drinking it right now.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 6, 2015

... you've got to read the entire thread, because the response from Lancashire Tea is classic!

12 ... and She Plays Minecraft

.@q_uibbler I have an 11 year old son - of course I play Minecraft.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 19, 2015

13 She Calls Them like She Sees Them...

.@realrossnoble Classic case of a Hufflepuff trying to be edgy. Be who you really are, Ross.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 27, 2014

14 NO SHOUTING!

.@Potterhead_Lily IT'S STUFF I HAD LYING AROUND MY OFFICE, PUT ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR AND PHOTOGRAPHED, GIRL!

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 10, 2014

15 She Gives Credit Where It's Due

.@buybooksindia GK Chesterton said that. I just quoted him. #CorrectAttributionDay

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 20, 2015

16 She's Right, You Know

.@anakocovic21 Maybe because gay people just look like... people?

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) March 24, 2015

17 And Now I Can't Watch Top Gear Anymore

Uncle Vernon absolutely loves Top Gear. https://t.co/mu0blG9Svd

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) July 17, 2015

18 She's Pretty Clear about This... It's NOT a PREQUEL

NOT a prequel. Not. A. Prequel. #CursedChild https://t.co/OLAucrEppE

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 27, 2015

19 She Gives the Best Advice

.@itssaaaav Ideally, something that makes you happy and doesn't involve serial killing. Can't be more specific without further information.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 12, 2015

20 We Hated That She Did It, Actually

It's the 16th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. I'm having a moment's silence over my keyboard. I hated killing some of those people.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 2, 2014

21 She Has a Patronus, and Knows What It is!

.@acciowandspells It's a pine marten.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 10, 2014

22 Worst Nightmare, but Best Comeback

@amymeowz I had a waking nightmare where I met a Harry Potter fan who quizzed me on a sub-plot & I couldn't remember what I'd written

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 7, 2014

23 I'd Totally Read Those Books

@diddy_marie_ It would look a lot like this. pic.twitter.com/wPnCh0LPxP

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 9, 2014
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